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memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: whitedevilremy

S.H.I.E.L.D Personnel are reminded that the X-Men are visiting on this upcoming Monday. In light of this, we would like to set a few ground rules:

• No asking and/or insinuating the Avengers are better than the X-Men or vice-versa, regardless of personal opinion.
• If a short, hairy man comes up to you and asks where the beer is, direct him to the kitchen.
• If you see a tall man in a trench coat with black-and-red eyes, you are reminded that this is the Mutant Thief Gambit and to keep a close eye on your personal belongings and, more importanly, clearance cards.
• If a young woman seems to walk through walls/objects/people, do not be alarmed. That is Shadowcat and the building is not haunted.
• Be reminded that if Shadowcat seems to slip into Thor’s personal quarters through the walls that it is to be reported immediately.
• Agent Barton is reminded that he is to keep his hands off of the ladies of the X-Men, as they all seem to have steady relationships. Any injuries he sustains from engaging in flirtations with the ladies of the X-Men will not be supported by his medical insurance.]